Bocce Heads

So this year I am trying to organize a bocce tournament at the Lompoc...very simple, very simple, sign up give me $10 for each two-person team and it's Balls to the Walls, the working title for the tournament right now...designated times, set aside for entrants, what could be more straight-forward?...Sign-up sheet is behind the bar, just sign, pay and play, except for one small necessary detail: contact info for players...Tried passing around such a sign-up sheet a few days and of course, almost all the dicks who signed up decided to use my email address as their own, with even a few variations found very laughable by them...Bocce is not a game to be laughed at...there are people all over the world who would love to be in BTTW this year, and I'm hoping at some point those in Bar Harbor realize how lucky they are...although I cannot remind them because they are email zeroed out...